Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Oh, Ricky Martin

You're gay, aren't you?

I know you've denied it for years now, but really, can it be denied any longer? You're cute and you "bang" with the best of 'em. Even if you never acknowledge it to the rest of the world (and after all, you have absolutely no obligation to), have no fear: I know your secret, and it's safe with me. Feel free to be yourself.

PS. I know what I'm going to get you for your birthday!


DeniseMarie said...

Yup. Every gay man should have one. Reynold loved the one we got him for his birthday a few weeks ago. Well, truthfully, we all laughed about it, rated the photos, read the mini-bios of each model, and then he hinted that he would regift it, since he's not "into beefcake calendars." So while he was in the bathroom we opened it up and all wrote our birthdays in it so that he can't give it away or sell it on eBay.

DeniseMarie said...

Another funny thing about this calendar is that the photos are HUGE--spanning both pages--leaving just a tiny little calendar space. Barely enough room to write two words on each day space.

Kellyry said...

Yeah...I'd dare to suggest the purpose of the calendar is not to track one's appointments... haha

It'd be funny if Reynold didn't notice that you'd written your birthdays on it and tried to regift or sell it. Whoever got it would know that you were born on December 31. :-)

b said...

Snorting laughter.
Do guys have any appointments to write in besides sex?

John-Arne said...

Don't think we need that calendar.. but I support your view on R.M. (as do most gay men...)